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WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???!!! ...
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LOHAN LUNACY: SOMETHING happened in West Hollywood involving LINDSAY LOHAN, her Maserati and a woman pushing a kid in a stroller. Exactly what happened, however, is up for debate.

A witness tells Radar Online LiLo made a turn without looking both ways and ran into a woman pushing a child in a stroller. "It wasn't super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going."

This version of the events comes from a guy named Brayan Jaime, who just happens to be a member of the paparazzi. Jaime told TMZ he didn't report the incident to police because he, quote, "didn't want to get involved." But he did run and sell the story to Radar Online.

But other witnesses say Linds never touched the stroller. Two witnesses told "People" magazine Lindsay's car never touched the stroller, it just sped past it. And the kid was already crying BEFORE her car went by.

Another witness told TMZ Lindsay, quote, "ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller." This witness also says when Lindsay pulled over, she asked the woman pushing the stroller if everything was okay. The woman said yes, so Lindsay left the scene.

When reached for comment, all Lindsay would say was, quote, "I don't know what you're talking about."

ENQUIRER COULD BE TRUE BUT PROBABLY CRAP: 1.) The "National Enquirer" is claiming JOHN MAYER lost his cell phone ... and it contained compromising stuff on it.

A "friend" says, quote, "John told me his cell contains personal photos and videos of some of the famous women he's dated."

I'm praying it's true and that the footage contained on that phone includes video that demonstrates exactly why John referred to JESSICA SIMPSON as SEXUAL NAPLAM!!! Yowza!!!

2.) GERARD BUTLER is currently in the Detroit area filming a movie, and according to the "Enquirer", he recently stopped into a store called Ace Sprinkler Company in a town called Melvindale to use the facilities.

And now, word is employees are showing off the john like it's a TOURIST ATTRACTION just because Gerard Butler dropped some waste into it. No word if Gerard went #1 or #2. For some reason, the "Enquirer" left out that very important detail.

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: KIM KARDASHIAN tweeted this picture of herself kissing Mason yesterday with the line: 'He's not that into you!'
I guess her nephew is still a little too young to appreciate aunt Kim's beauty and charm ... unlike that Beiber guy!

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT: It's official: KARA DIOGUARDI will NOT be returning to "American Idol". In a statement, Kara said, quote, "I felt like I won the lottery when I joined 'American Idol' two years ago, but I feel like now is the best time to leave 'Idol'."

Kara didn't elaborate further, but she's clearly insinuating that she quit. However, TMZ is sticking to the claim they made back in July that she was fired from the show.

You have to admit the timing is pretty suspect. If Kara truly felt like she should move on, why didn't she announce it WAY EARLIER,like when ELLEN DEGENERES said she was walking away?
As for the rest of the judges, "Idol" is expected to FINALLY make the new panel official sometime this week. For now, it still sounds like tAEROSMITH singer STEVEN TYLER and JENNIFER LOPEZ are in.

STARVING FOR ATTENTION: LADY GAGA'S former tour manager makes some interesting claims about Lady Gaga in a new book.

The book, titled "Poker Face: The Rise and Rise of Lady Gaga" will be out next Tuesday. In it, the former tour manager says Lady Gaga was hospitalized SIX times last year because she wasn't taking care of herself.

He claims she would BINGE on junk food, and then starve herself for weeks at a time to stay skinny. He adds, quote, "When I say she was sick, I mean physically and mentally."

Lady Gaga has not commented on any of this.

STARVING HERSELF: ANGELINA JOLIE looked like she could use a sammich or two as she took the twins to visit daddy BRAD on set of his new movie in Los Angeles.
She looked barely strong enough to carry Vivienne, no?

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS ...
It must be love ...
Also clearly in love or something .... are JESSE JAMES and KAT VON D, who couldn't keep their hands off each other ...
... and alternated eating their tacos with public displays of affection over in lunch in Hollywood ...
SO WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???!!! ...
It's RIHANNA ...
... trying her hand at paddle-boarding while taking a break from filming the movie "Battleship" in Honolulu, Hawaii.