Jerry Kidd’s Blog 11/19/08

Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a grocery store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you Jerry?".  To which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" I replied like an idiot "On whether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before".  She looked at me as if I was mentally challenged before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me.  Then she actually asked "Are you still annoying?", so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples whi ... Read More »

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 1.07pm
To: Jerry Kidd
Subject: Overdue account

Dear Jerry,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: Jerry Kidd
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, Jerry.

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Sorry to do this to you, girls, but here's KEVIN JONAS making out with his girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa, over the weekend in Los Angeles . . .

Halloween and the presidential election are both coming up.  And I found a picture of an extremely detailed pumpkin carving . . . created by a BARACK OBAMA supporter who clearly has too much time on his hands . . . which you might want to take a look at.

Are you looking for a cheap, politically-themed Halloween costume that will take all of two minutes to throw together?  If so . . . you're in luck.  I found a website where you can download and print out paper masks of JOHN and CINDY ... Read More »

Hey! What’s Up?  Thanks for checking out my page!...I’m Jerry Kidd, I’ve been in El Paso for over a year and a half now.  I live and usually hang out on the Westside.  I’m divorced, have a 2 year old son…now this is starting so sound like a cheesy dating site this (which I never use-BTW)…Drop me a line at jkidd@ksii.com if you like my rants and blogs…Now, lets get to some good stuff.  Check this out:

HERE IS THE LATEST ON HUGH HEFNER'S ALLEGED LOVE LIFE, IN CASE YOU WANTED TO KNOW…HUGH HEFNER has responded to HOLLY MADISON'S claim that she's not his girlfriend anymore.  He told E! Online, quote, "If she says it's over, it's over.  But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."  But he also admitted that the relationship started falling apart six months ago, when they learned he couldn't get ... Read More »

Hey! What’s Up?  Thanks for checking out my page!...I’m Jerry Kidd, I’ve been in El Paso for over a year and a half now.  I live and usually hang out on the Westside.  I’m divorced, have a 2 year old son…now this is starting so sound like a cheesy dating site this (which I never use-BTW)…Drop me a line at jkidd@ksii.com if you like my rants and blogs…Now, lets get to some good stuff.  Check this out:

HERE IS THE LATEST ON HUGH HEFNER'S ALLEGED LOVE LIFE, IN CASE YOU WANTED TO KNOW…HUGH HEFNER has responded to HOLLY MADISON'S claim that she's not his girlfriend anymore.  He told E! Online, quote, "If she says it's over, it's over.  But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."  But he also admitted that the relationship started falling apart six months ago, when they learned he couldn't get ... Read More »